Subject: I need a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for < BR>the following reasons:
* I do physical labor.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
The Penis



Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments
you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons:
* You do not work eight hours straight.
* You fall asleep after brief work periods.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
* You do not take initiative.
* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
* You will retire well before you are 65.
* You are unable to work double shifts.
* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

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LMAO!!! :lol:

That is some good stuff! Thanks for the early morning laugh steimy.

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::My dA::

ROTF and LMAO and PM (peeing myself)

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Wow. Thats great. I have a giant Book of Dirty Jokes but I cant seem to find it.

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yeah penis jokes are usually pretty lame, but this one gave me a good laugh. Thanks for sharing steimy

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I know a good penis joke. Stang take off your pants and stand in front of the mirror.

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hehe Yes i am sexy, and do admire my god given gifts! Nothing wrong with that. If you got it, flaunt it! lmao

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